Banh Mi Mode cap
Mode Activation Protocols
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Step 1: The Boot Sequence. Place the hat firmly on your head. The text must face forward so the NPCs (strangers) understand your current state of being.
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Step 2: The Search Routine. Walk into the world. The hat acts as a passive beacon. Do not fight the gravitational pull of the nearest bakery.
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Step 3: Execution. Order. Eat. Do not remove the hat until the final crumb of crispy crust has fallen onto your shirt.
System Warning: Wearing this hat while nowhere near a Vietnamese restaurant may cause a localized paradox of severe craving. Use responsibly.
More details
- 85% acrylic, 15% wool
- High profile
- Plastic snap closure
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Crusty Culture
- Email: crustyculture-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 20 ½" - 24 ¼"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Banh Mi Mode cap Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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One size
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20.47
|
4.53
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2.64
|
79
|
